Just found this on the internet, and wow… I am impressed.  Technology has taken us so far that digital footage in space are at the palm of our hands. Props to the kid and the dad.  For more information on this, click on the video.  Courtesy of Brooklyn Space Program, Luke Geissbuhler

Pictures speak a thousand words.  I’m not going to judge, but we do live in the fattest country in the world.  I blame it on the corporations.

This useful tool is commonly found in the range of 8 inches long, the functioning of which is enjoyed by members of both sexes. It is usually found hung, dangling loosely, ready for instant action. It boasts of a clump of little hairy things at one end and a small hole at the other.

In use, it is inserted, almost always willingly, sometimes slowly, sometimes quickly, into a warm, fleshy, moist opening where it is thrust in and drawn out again and again many times in succession, often quickly and accompanied by squirming bodily movements.

Anyone found listening in will most surely recognize the rhythmic, pulsing sound, resulting from the well lubricated movements. When finally withdrawn, it leaves behind a juicy, frothy, sticky white substance, some of which will need cleaning from the outer surfaces of the opening and some of from its long glistening shaft.

After everything is done and the flowing and cleansing liquids have ceased emmanating, it is returned to its freely hanging state of rest, ready for yet another bit of action, hopefully reaching its bristling climax twice or three times a day, but often much less.

A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “I bet you fifty dollars that I can bite my right eye.” The bartender says, “Yeah, right! I’ve never seen anyone do that!” So the man takes out his glass eye and bites it.

The angry bartender pays the man his fifty dollars and the man walks away. He comes back half an hour later and says, “I bet you fifty dollars I can bite my left eye.”

Now the bartender becomes really skeptical. She says, “I just saw you walk in here — you can’t be blind!” So he takes out his fake teeth and bites his left eye. The bartender pays him his money and he walks away.

Well, I would definitely like some input on this one.  It looks like the “sex sells” marketing strategy works in a twisted sort of way.  I can’t imagine a girlfriend/wife/ or lover finding these towels very amusing, but I guess its good locker room laughs.  Maybe an April Fool’s Day joke?  Give me some feedback, ladies.

For you dog lovers out there, this one definitely caught my attention.  That takes some time and dedication to paint an entire skeleton, but it came out pretty cool.  Can you imagine going to a party with your dog in a black lighted room?  I would trip balls if I saw this dog in there.  Halloween is coming up soon, and I’ve seen some interesting costume ideas.  Any input on this?

I was browsing the internet today and came across this picture.  Wow.  Personally, I can’t imagine sleeping in one of these, but I guess its sort of need in an insect way.  Can you imagine a society of cocoon lovers living in the forest, with their pods hanging from the branches of large sequoia or redwood trees?  Darwin would definitely have something to say about that.